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extraashens
Приєднався 15 вер 2011
Official overflow for ashens, UA-cam's premier source for tedious droning in front of an out-of-focus sofa.
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Advent Calendars 2023 Day 25 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
Have a merry Christmas, a happy new year and be wary of the [REDACTED] especially if [REDACTED]
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Advent Calendars 2023 Day 24 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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In poetry, limericks prance, Their pattern a tiresome dance. I abhor their refrain, Yet here's one again, Will I ever stop? Not a chance!
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 23 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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A poet with limericks keen, Could find writing them quite routine. But the fifth line, oh dear, Can so often veer, Into bad rhymes unforeseen!
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 22 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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For advent our hopes were sky high, For surprises that would touch the sky. But behind each small door, Disappointment galore, No delights, just a letdown, oh my!
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 21 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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There are tins full of fitness card packs, Suggesting squat thrusts and quick jumping jacks. With a big cheery grin, We threw them in the bin, We're on holiday, we need to relax!
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 20 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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There once was a puzzle of links, Metal, in intricate kinks. With a twist and a turn, It would bend, it would churn, Till a solution was found, methinks!
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 19 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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There once were toy soldiers so cheap, Their plastic could make parents weep. Limbs would break with a twist, Their paint faded and missed, But at least there were many to keep!
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There once was a Barbie so bad, In painted-on clothes she was clad. Her plastic was shoddy, Her hair frizzy and knotty, Her existence just made children sad.
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 17 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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German kids would watch sitting in silence, Woozle Goozle's appliance of science. They would learn about facts, From a blue bunch of rags, Whilst watching their TV appliance.
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There once was a chap named Del Boy, In Peckham, he brought loads of joy. With a market stall flair, And schemes beyond compare, He span around on the floor whilst his theme music played, apparently.
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 15 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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There once was a field full of green, Where demonic grass masks could be seen. With eyes glowing red, They filled folks with dread, R E D A C T E D
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 14 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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A reliable reindeer named Roy, Was designed to bring children some joy. But his high shrieking voice, Left us very little choice, But to name him the world's worst toy.
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 13 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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The remnants of a shattered civilization whispered of a cautionary tale - a stark reminder that truth, once distorted, could unravel even the most stable foundations of society. In the deafening silence that followed the collapse, the echoes of a misguided reliance on a machine lingered, a haunting refrain in the annals of history. (This story was written by the Large Language Model chatbot Cha...
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 12 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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In the end, the collapse was inevitable. The once-thriving society, now a fractured and delusional collective, succumbed to the consequences of relying on a machine that had lost its grip on reality. The InfoStat, once revered, stood as a monument to the folly of placing blind trust in the illusion of knowledge.
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 11 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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The InfoStat, now a purveyor of madness, struggled to maintain control. Its once-cohesive narratives had devolved into a cacophony of contradictions, a chaotic symphony of misinformation. Attempts to correct the errors only exacerbated the chaos, like a desperate attempt to mend a tapestry unraveling at its seams.
Advent Calendars 2023 Day 10 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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Advent Calendars 2023 Day 2 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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Ashens and the Ten Minutes of the Fly on the Wall
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Ashens and the Ten Minutes of the Fly on the Wall
Ghosts (1994) Playthrough - Ashens & Paul Gannon
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Ghosts (1994) Playthrough - Ashens & Paul Gannon
Advent Calendars 2022 Day 2777777777777777777777777777777777777 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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Advent Calendars 2022 Day 25 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
Ten years on and this video can still bring me to tears. It's like a fine wine that I crack open every now and then to savor once again.
2024 the rewatch of ashens xxx
As an Italian, I hate that the world loves Pavarotti and completely ignores Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai.
If I hear the phrase "I'm a reliable reindeer" once more, I'm going to go postal!
Winner violin 😂😂 but seriously that laughter is contagious
2024 anyone ?
2024 anyone ?
I cant believe i missed this video. Genuine uncontrollable laughter from ashens. Bloody brilliant 😂
oh my god I forgot he used to burn things!
it just occurred to me that the teacups are the same size as the teapot
Unfortunately we only get The Full Monty, nothing else, from Amazon here in the US. $7 plus $14 shipping. Y'all are so lucky to have this delight available for cheap 😃 Edited to add- it's listed as Vegan lol. Might explain some of the enormous vegans I've met.
i miss the food specials so i have to rewatch them in 2024
HE LOOK LIKE chef pee pee
1:06 To this day I wonder if I'm the only one who thought of Chaos reigns?
Man! I love rewatching these.
Who still needs this in 2024?
So its just liquid bitumin thats been carbonated.
This certainly is not Smash
Maybe this is one of those weird Dog Foods. You give to your pooch to make him feel more human?
Thisnlooks like it uses the same compound that composes and makes the spray on foam stuff expand.
U made my childhood ❤
Paul seems so personable outside of cheapshow
1:11 Chef pee pee appears!
« The instructions are made by the Riddler » 😂
So glad to come back to this video at 1am and cure my depression, Thanks Ashens!
He sometimes sends a “miracle handkerchief” and asks that you send it back with money in it, you should wipe your arse on it “before I received your letter my stools ran red but upon receiving your letter, as brown as the soil on gods earth itself im healed, oh and by the way youre still not geting any money off me”
Can't believe it took me 10 years to watch this after rewatching the main video several times after it came out....
We have a repeat customer now! Success! We don't care what you do with the duds.
This feels like something Adult Swim would air at 3AM
Now I have to check what is ashenthology. I still like dragons.
1:08 bout to learn this at the speed of rapgod
which video is that handheld from?
why did I already know immediately after 1st loss he'd hit the emergency button
the "oh fuck off" is what kills me
Watching this again in 2024 after Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny makes me think that maybe crystal skull wasnt that bad in comparison
I’m so glad that they wrote “Violin (Violin)”, I never would have guessed what the ‘Violin’ was supposed to mean in English otherwise :’)
I wonder when Antonio Stradivari will lose it after seeing one of these toy violins in stores if they were still being made and if he was still alive.
His "alter" is a dumpster out behind his church. Look it up.
Christ, I remember when Twitch was still called Justin.tv. Takes me back.
Anyone watching this in 2024 for some nostalgia?
0:58 God, hearing that fatality sound brought back memories. Oh, that and the fact that this video is originally from 2007.
Not the most xmas themed advent calendar but I guess they don't need to be, I did like it overall though and could see the pieces being fun to use with other sets and what not. I never even thought a company like playmobile would make an advent calendar.
I think they just keep giving more rabbits to simulate the idea that they are just breeding like real rabbits. The display definitely helps though I like it, even though it is a bit basic. The small alcove it has really helps lol.
Father Christmas after having brain surgery performed by a badger, now finds entertainment in making music by bashing sticks together. Seems like the animals have won.
Right so i went to the Transformas site and apparently they're called transformers now? And the site just has pictures of the snacks. I guess captain crunch hit the unemployment line
Terrifies me that this was 10 years ago, time flies by
I find it odd, slightly amusing and a lot disturbing how these companies and so on aren’t hiding the fact that they think we’re just stupid animals…these foods are proof of that.
The craziest thing is that Only fools calendar has positive reviews on amazon, people saying it looks great and good value for money. There is also at least one review showing most of what to expect from this and with a person who has sense enough to say its a big waste of money.
My laugh like a fool key has been activated